{"product_id":"well-shit-greeting-card-new","title":"Well, Shit Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Card You Never Knew You Needed (But Absolutely Do)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest, sometimes the occasion calls for something a bit more forthright than a cupcake and a smiley face. This rather splendid greeting card says what you're probably thinking, with just enough cheek to make the recipient smile despite themselves. It's the sort of thing that lands on a desk or mantelpiece and gets passed around the office like contraband.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy Choose Our Greeting Card?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautifully Crafted: Printed on 300gsm recycled board with a wonderfully textured finish that feels genuinely rather good in your hands, not like something mass-produced in a warehouse you'd rather not think about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsiderate Design: A6 sized, which is to say perfectly proportioned for actual humans, not dollhouses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Canvas Inside: Entirely blank inside, leaving the field gloriously open for your own words. Or drawings. Or disappointed silence. We don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnvironmentally Conscious: Made from white recycled board because we're marginally less awful than we used to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncludes Everything: Comes with a crisp white envelope, so you can post it to someone and watch their face when they open it from a safe distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: A6 (105 x 148mm, roughly the size of a sensible postcard)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCard Stock: 300gsm white recycled board with textured finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInterior: Completely blank\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnvelope: White, included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the card for moments that demand a bit more honesty than convention usually allows. Rather fabulous for apologies, commiserations, or just telling someone their day is, well, exactly as they suspected.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fay Dixon Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47074864005348,"sku":"SG000012","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/PXL_20250201_101547150.jpg?v=1763708496","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/well-shit-greeting-card-new","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}