{"product_id":"im-not-old-im-retro-birthday-card","title":"I'm Not Old I'm Retro Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Birthday Card for Anyone Who Remembers When the Internet Made That Noise\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, we've all reached that rather peculiar age where birthdays feel simultaneously thrilling and vaguely bewildering. This splendid card solves the whole awkward aging conversation by simply refusing to have it. Instead, it celebrates everything marvellous about being gloriously retro—cassette tapes, dial-up modems, and all the quirky charm those days possessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith its utterly fetching hand-illustrated kawaii design, this card brings a warm, witty smile without a single mention of creaking joints or forgetfulness. It's rather good at what it does: making vintage nostalgia feel like a badge of honour rather than a countdown to irrelevance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Retro Birthday Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeautifully Crafted Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-illustrated artwork that captures the delightfully stylish spirit of bygone decades, printed with the kind of quality that actually feels rather nice to hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on substantial 350gsm white silk cardstock that feels fabulously made, because nobody deserves flimsy greetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for your own personal message, so you can add exactly the right amount of sentimentality or sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProperly Presented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives with a kraft envelope included, ready to send or gift without any faffing about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade Locally:\u003c\/strong\u003e UK-designed and produced, which is quite the showstopper if you care about that sort of thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Square greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCardstock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium white silk 350gsm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your message\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e UK-made design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the sort of card that lands in someone's birthday pile and immediately makes them feel properly understood. Order now and celebrate the splendid reality that being retro is far better than being old.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Richard Darani","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47015018758372,"sku":"RD0021S","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/card35_mockup_cd70d2d2-77df-446e-bfa0-ed6fc58b8d88.jpg?v=1762986105","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/im-not-old-im-retro-birthday-card","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}