{"product_id":"i-love-you-more-than-biscuits-funny-love-card","title":"I Love You More Than Biscuits Funny Love Card","description":"\u003ch2\u003eA Rather Splendid Declaration of Affection for the Biscuit Enthusiast in Your Life\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRight, let's be perfectly honest. Saying you love someone more than biscuits is no small matter. It's a statement of intent, a promise, a rather marvellous commitment. This delightfully stylish greeting card features Britain's most beloved biscuit tin residents in adorable kawaii form: custard creams, bourbons, and jammy dodgers, looking ever so slightly affronted by such a sweet proclamation. Because frankly, these little fellows know their worth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Biscuit Love Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUtterly Fetching Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand-illustrated kawaii characters of classic British biscuits arranged with maximum charm and just a hint of comic indignation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGenuine British Humour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nobody lies about biscuits. Your recipient will absolutely know you mean it, because the logic is simply unassailable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlank Inside Canvas:\u003c\/strong\u003e Plenty of space to pen your own personal message and make this glorious declaration truly yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeautifully Crafted Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium white silk cardstock at 350gsm weight feels rather substantial and properly handsome in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThoughtfully Presented:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives with a kraft envelope, ready to impress on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or any occasion that deserves a showstopper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A6 greeting card measuring 105 by 148 millimetres, perfectly proportioned for posting or gifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed on premium white silk cardstock, 350 grams per square metre weight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank inside for your personal message with included kraft envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e UK-designed and thoughtfully made.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSend this rather marvellous card to the biscuit lover, best friend, or tea-break crush who deserves to know exactly where they stand in your affections. Order now and make someone's day infinitely better.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Richard Darani","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47015019086052,"sku":"RD0051S","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/i-love-you-more-than-biscuits-card-greeting-card-860951.jpg?v=1762986105","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/i-love-you-more-than-biscuits-funny-love-card","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}