{"product_id":"funny-vinyl-sticker-handmade-swearing-waterproof-decal","title":"Funny Vinyl Sticker Handmade Swearing Waterproof Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eA Rather Marvellous Way to Express Your Indifference\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, we're not ones to bandy about superlatives, but this hand-lettered vinyl sticker is genuinely rather splendid. It features the phrase 'The fucks I give are smaller than this teeny sticker' in bold blue and yellow, and honestly, if that doesn't capture the essence of a Monday morning, we don't know what does.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy Choose Our Funny Vinyl Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthentically Handmade: Each sticker is illustrated and crafted by hand in the UK, so you're getting something with actual personality rather than something mass-produced by robots who've forgotten what humour is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuilt to Last: Our matte laminated finish is waterproof and fade-resistant, which means your sentiment will survive water bottles, weather, and the general chaos of modern life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfectly Petite: At approximately 5cm, it's just the right size for laptops, water bottles, journals, lunchboxes, or anywhere else you fancy making a quiet but rather pointed statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVibrant Colours: The bold design actually looks rather gorgeous, even when you're reading something decidedly ungracious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: Approximately 5cm\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Handmade vinyl with matte laminate finish\u003cbr\u003eWaterproof and fade-resistant\u003cbr\u003eCrafted in the UK\u003cbr\u003eSuitable for laptops, water bottles, journals, and more\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow to Apply and Care\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to clean, dry surfaces only for best results. It's waterproof, though we do recommend hand-washing rather than the dishwasher if you want it to remain looking rather splendid for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the perpetually exhausted, the chronically sarcastic, and anyone who appreciates a bit of cheeky profanity. Whether you're treating yourself or gifting it to a friend who's just done with everyone's nonsense, this sticker delivers a message with rather charming restraint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTreat yourself to a small, beautifully crafted reminder that your fucks remain elegantly scarce.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pixiecraft","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47056358277348,"sku":"sku-55180817891714","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/Funny_vinyl_tocker.jpg?v=1763447200","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/funny-vinyl-sticker-handmade-swearing-waterproof-decal","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}