{"product_id":"because-they-arrgh-funny-pirate-joke-card","title":"Pirate Dog Joke Card with Kawaii Illustration","description":"\u003cp\u003eRight, so here's the thing about this rather marvellous pirate joke card: it features an utterly fetching kawaii-style pirate dog with a skull and crossbones hat, and it's absolutely brimming with the sort of dad joke that never quite goes away. You know the one. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRGH. Splendid stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy Choose Our Pirate Dog Joke Card?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelightfully Silly Humour: The classic pirate pun lands beautifully, whether you're sending it to a child, a confirmed pun enthusiast, or anyone who enjoys a proper chuckle without apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRather Good Illustration: Our pirate character comes complete with a cheerful expression and a missing tooth that adds just the right amount of charm to the whole nautical nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautifully Crafted Quality: Printed on substantial, high-quality card stock with a smooth finish that feels genuinely rather good in your hands. This isn't thin stuff that disappoints upon arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Interior Canvas: Plenty of space to write your own message, which means you can personalise this to within an inch of its life if you fancy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProperly Packaged: Includes a kraft envelope so your joke reaches its destination in pristine condition, ready to make someone smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesign Origin: Designed and printed with considerable care in the United Kingdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect Occasion: Whether it's a birthday, a just-because moment, or Talk Like a Pirate Day, this card delivers the goods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGet yours now and prepare to make waves of laughter. Ahoy there, matey.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Richard Darani","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47015019806948,"sku":"RD0059S","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/card64_mockup_75646b0d-f96a-40af-bf21-87e80d49d316.jpg?v=1762986105","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/because-they-arrgh-funny-pirate-joke-card","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}