{"product_id":"apron-pervert-in-the-kitchen","title":"Pervert in the Kitchen Apron","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDelightfully Bold Apron for Kitchen Romantics\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your culinary conquests lean more flambé than formal, this marvellously cheeky apron may be just your cup of tea. Designed for mischief-makers and food enthusiasts alike, the Pervert in the Kitchen Apron winks at convention while protecting you from splashes of sauce and scandal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Choose Our Apron?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabulously Made Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e: Woven from high-quality 100 percent polyester, it's robust enough to survive a soufflé collapse or your third attempt at caramelising onions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUtterly Fetching Print\u003c\/strong\u003e: The one-sided design flirts between kitsch and camp, proving cooks are far more than just seasoning savants. It's a conversation starter, if not a full-blown kitchen flirtation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRather Good Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Adjustable neck strap and detachable black twill ties mean it flatters all figures, whether you're whisking or simply watching your risotto simmer while sipping something chilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEffortlessly Easy Care\u003c\/strong\u003e: Toss it in your washing machine at 40 degrees on a gentle cycle. It won’t moan. At least publicly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeautifully Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e: Handmade in Estonia, which not only sounds terribly impressive at dinner parties but also means you’re donning a little sartorial artistry while sautéing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e: 100 percent polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 79 cm long, 69 cm wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash at 40 degrees on gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Unisex with adjustable neck and detachable straps\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin\u003c\/strong\u003e: Handmade in Estonia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGo on then\u003c\/strong\u003e: Add this gloriously offbeat apron to your kitchen attire now, before someone snatches up all the fun and flamboyant ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Katrin Valgemäe","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45874811273444,"sku":"apron-pervert","price":104.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0547\/6820\/6011\/files\/FB_IMG_1622734367951.jpg?v=1736360191","url":"https:\/\/rokkatei-eshop.mom\/products\/apron-pervert-in-the-kitchen","provider":" Söstter ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}